Quote of the Day

"it's a little weird to me that the first thing you think after getting engaged is 'i NEED to change my status....on facebook.' "

--Justin H., via gchat (and no, he doesn't mean "you" like me, but "you" like "someone." Specifically people who annoy the shit out of us on Fb.)

Mmm, solid wood

Me: You have the nicest furniture out of all my friends.
Dave: That's because I'm the oldest of all your friends.