Conan and the People's Court

For those who don't know, "Celebrity Survey" is a segment on Conan O'Brien in which they throw out a survey question and make up answers for 3 celebrities. The first two answers are always serious, then the third one is funny. On last night's Celebrity Survey:

Q: When all else fails, I...

Matt Lauer says: Go to commercial.

Joy Behar says: Improvise.

Ben Affleck says: Start filming "All Else 2."

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OK there is a "Judge" show that I actually like... well more than the others, I guess. And it's "The People's Court." For those who don't know, these judges try small-claims cases in about 15 minutes per case on TV. At the end of each case on "The People's Court," a guy interviews the defendants and plaintiffs in the hallway for about 15 seconds each on how they feel about the verdict and whatnot. On today's show, after a case, interviewing a (not very sophisticated type of) guy after a trial:

Interviewer: I notice the musical note tattoo on your ear. What's that about?
Guy: It's a musical note tattoo.
Interviewer: Yeah, does it signify anything?
Guy: Uh... I play music.
Interviewer: What do you play?
Guy: What do I play?
Interviewer: Yeah what instruments to you play?
Guy: I play the jukebox... and the radio.

HAHAHAHAHA.