Top of my wishlist: http://www.hp.com/united-states/campaigns/mini1000/hpmini1000_vivienne.html

OK just kidding. I will settle for the black one. Seeing as how the Vivienne Tam edition (which I find stunning) is double the price. So the hp mini! Because I want to be able to write stuff on-the-go. I want to fit a laptop in my purse. And I like anything that has the word "mini" attached to its name.

One thing I realized a long time ago: I write better when I am sick/tired/dizzy/drunk. Actually I do just about everything better when I'm tipsy. I sing better, I talk better, I probably drive better, not that I'm going to try that.

I am totally serious about the driving thing, by the way. My main problem in life is that I am a control freak. There are merits to being a control freak, but thsoe are vastly outweighed by the problems that arise from this malady.

Well yesterday I was sick and at work, and although it took me three times as long to read things, I could write three times as fast. So I'm thinking, once I get my hp mini (in my current semi-sick state I think it is an inevitability), I can go out and have alcohol and then go hide somewhere and finish a week's worth of writing in say 2 hrs!

Please excuse my current condition. I haven't been getting much sleep b/c of my lack of oxygen due to congestion.