Arrrrr (or why I go to Starbucks)

The rest of my apartment does not look like this. It's just my desk. About five minutes after cleaning it, it looks like this again:

This is the culprit:

Yup, it's all about him:

Even while trying to write this post, I lost the first pic because he rolled onto the delete button. And then he pressed a button on my air con remote. Wtf Korben, STOP! It's not a haystack!