Stephanie: [wearing a pink top] you guys have no holiday spirit.
Emily: [wearing normal beige clothes] It's not a holiday.
Stephanie: Isn't Valentine's Day a holiday? It's not a day off, but it's a holiday. Right?
Me: [wearing normal gray clothes] A Hallmark holiday.
Stephanie: Isn't it, like, a religious holiday?
Me: ... As in, Saint Valentine?
Stephanie: Yeah, Saint Valentine's Day.
Me: So ... are you doing anything tonight?
Stephanie: We're not sure yet. My husband might cook dinner.
Me: Aw.
Stephanie: What about you guys?
Me: Oh. We're like in breakup mode, or something.
Stephanie: What?!
Me: Mm.
Stephanie: Are you having a fight?
Me: I dunno.
Stephanie: Valentine's Day is not a holiday!
Me: O.K.
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