The chronic constipation thing

I can't stop saying it. Chronic constipation. So yesterday was the event, and my job was fine and fun and everything. Except I got lost in the hotel once, which was bad. Anyway, turns out they had two booths for us four people, so I had a partner, who was soooo annoying. He kept going on and on about how he rules at volleyball and has a sweet job at Porsche this summer and how he's the beer pong champion and paper airplane master and how he's too smart to be in a fraternity. And NO I DIDN'T MAKE THIS UP, he literally used the words "champion" and "master," etc. He was moderately nice but believed himself to be very outgoing and therefore had to exhibit this belief, yet his slurred speech and faux laid-back attitude made him very disgruntled-clown-ish.

At least we got one thing straight: I can kick his butt at origami.

Other than that, the event was fun. There were some speeches/presentations by the CEO and others, and it was cool hearing them talk about their remedy for chronic constipation being an important accomplishment in human history. Just when I was thinking "can't they just take fiber?", he would explain that fiber and exercise just aren't enough for many people, and this problem greatly reduces their quality of life. Oh and then there was a magic show by some famous guy Joseph something, and he had the whole creepy sinister smile stare throughout his show, it's weird.